How NOT to write in English
When using the English language it is important to think before we write things down all willy-nilly. This, for instance, is a fine example of what is written in the deep South that makes me want to throw myself off the metaphorical bridge of grammatical correctness.
I guess this is not anything to be too upset over, but it sure did make me laugh a lot right before I arrived at Dunkin' Donuts to devour a cinnamon apple spice donut and a cup of coffee.
Tell me, how would you feel after reading something like this? Would you laugh or would you cry? Would you respond in another completely unrelated way? Please, tell me below!
*Thank you WeltBranding for the suicide image.