2.09.2011

Murder Suspect Flees to Florida; Newspaper Ruins English

Property of Pender Chronicle.
First, I'm sorry that people have to die like this all the time and that they have to kill other people.

Now that is out of the way--could this newspaper not have thought of anything better than 'kills self'?!  Please!  "Commits Suicide" would have sounded like a high school graduate had written it.

That is all.  Thank you for reading.

2 comments:

  1. To be fair if someone is writing in a local newspaper they probably aren't the most qualified person in the world.

    It's also a sad story :<

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  2. lol the editor was playing games and just said screw it let's release the news

    http://skybluetrading.blogspot.com/

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